The Algorithm

4 GOODIES · +2 LVL
+6 vs Influencer. It shadowbanned your build. +6 against Influencers.
SIDE EFFECT Dereferenced. Social death, therefore death.
Nobody understands its rules. Least of all itself.
The Algorithm

4 GOODIES · +2 LVL
+6 vs Influencer. It shadowbanned your build. +6 against Influencers.
SIDE EFFECT Dereferenced. Social death, therefore death.
Nobody understands its rules. Least of all itself.
Bug · play it on your turn
Nobody understands its rules. Least of all itself.
It shadowbanned your build. +6 against Influencers.
Drawn face up → the debug starts at once. From your hand: you can play it on your turn.
16 SP. Your velocity must be strictly higher. A tie means the bug wins.
More goodies, more levels. Level 10 can only be reached by beating a bug.
4 goodies and +2 levels. A pair takes 1 goodie, you take the rest and the levels.
Roll 1–6, you need 5 or more (shifted by your gear / role / profile, minimum 2). Refused = the ticket comes back to you and you take the hit.
+6 vs Influencer — added to ITS story points.
SIDE EFFECTDereferenced. Social death, therefore death.
What you pull from the Tickets pile. Your velocity has to land strictly above their story points — and your friends will inflate them.
The Unpaid Intern

1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"I'll put it on my GitHub — that's basically pay."
The HR Dragon

2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
"It's not a layoff, it's an opportunity."
The Crypto Bro

3 GOODIES · +1 LVL
His sword is a candlestick chart. Red, obviously.
Customer Support Karen

2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
The bob cut is a +2 magic weapon, already counted.
The Meeting That Should Have Been an Email

1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"Just five minutes" — 47 minutes later.
The Influencer Lich

4 GOODIES · +2 LVL
Her collab with Death did 12 million views.