The Crypto Bro
3 GOODIES · +1 LVL
+5 vs Goblin. Have fun staying poor. +5 against Goblins (they're holding too many bags).
SIDE EFFECT Rug pull: discard your whole hand.
His sword is a candlestick chart. Red, obviously.
BUG
The Crypto Bro
Bug · play it on your turn
The bug's story points12 SP
His sword is a candlestick chart. Red, obviously.
Have fun staying poor. +5 against Goblins (they're holding too many bags).
DomainRGBPileTicketsVersus+5 vs GoblinLoot3 goodies · +1 level
- 01When
Drawn face up → the debug starts at once. From your hand: you can play it on your turn.
- 02Story points
12 SP. Your velocity must be strictly higher. A tie means the bug wins.
- 03Win
3 goodies and +1 level. A pair takes 1 goodie, you take the rest and the levels.
- 04Reassign
Roll 1–6, you need 5 or more (shifted by your gear / role / profile, minimum 2). Refused = the ticket comes back to you and you take the hit.
- 05Versus
+5 vs Goblin — added to ITS story points.
SIDE EFFECTRug pull: discard your whole hand.
Bugs
What you pull from the Tickets pile. Your velocity has to land strictly above their story points — and your friends will inflate them.
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