Assigned to Bucket B

−2 CARDS · ANY TIME
The target discards 2 cards. Sticky assignment. Sticky misery. Variant B was the placebo. No: the poison.
Don't peek. They peeked. B was worse. They shipped B. Growth mindset.
Assigned to Bucket B

−2 CARDS · ANY TIME
The target discards 2 cards. Sticky assignment. Sticky misery. Variant B was the placebo. No: the poison.
Don't peek. They peeked. B was worse. They shipped B. Growth mindset.
Incident · any time, even off your turn
Don't peek. They peeked. B was worse. They shipped B. Growth mindset.
The target discards 2 cards. Sticky assignment. Sticky misery. Variant B was the placebo. No: the poison.
Drawn: it lands on you. From your hand: on anyone, at any moment — even during someone else's turn or debug.
The target discards 2 cards. Sticky assignment. Sticky misery. Variant B was the placebo. No: the poison.
Android ignores the incident. Local AI ignores level losses. Then discard.
It lands the moment you draw it, or you keep it to play on someone else. At the worst possible time, preferably.
Battery at One Percent

−1 GEAR · ANY TIME
The target loses one random piece of equipped gear (it shuts down).
Reply-All From Hell

−2 CARDS · ANY TIME
The target discards 2 cards from hand.
Impostor Syndrome

−1 LVL · ANY TIME
The target loses 1 level (never below 1).
Surprise Meeting

−ROLE · ANY TIME
The target discards their role. Back to "just a human".
Your Package Is at the Pickup Point

−1 GEAR · ANY TIME
The target can't equip new gear until their next turn. (They lose a piece of equipped gear right now.)
Permanent Airplane Mode

−PROFILE · ANY TIME
The target loses their profile. No more artisanal Wi-Fi.