Cannot Reproduce, on Your Machine

−2 CARDS · ANY TIME
The target discards 2 cards. The bug exists. Your evidence doesn't. QA has a screenshot. Blurry.
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Cannot Reproduce, on Your Machine

−2 CARDS · ANY TIME
The target discards 2 cards. The bug exists. Your evidence doesn't. QA has a screenshot. Blurry.
Please provide steps. You provided vibes. Ticket: waiting for author. Author: you.
Incident · any time, even off your turn
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The target discards 2 cards. The bug exists. Your evidence doesn't. QA has a screenshot. Blurry.
Drawn: it lands on you. From your hand: on anyone, at any moment — even during someone else's turn or debug.
The target discards 2 cards. The bug exists. Your evidence doesn't. QA has a screenshot. Blurry.
Android ignores the incident. Local AI ignores level losses. Then discard.
It lands the moment you draw it, or you keep it to play on someone else. At the worst possible time, preferably.
Battery at One Percent

−1 GEAR · ANY TIME
The target loses one random piece of equipped gear (it shuts down).
Reply-All From Hell

−2 CARDS · ANY TIME
The target discards 2 cards from hand.
Impostor Syndrome

−1 LVL · ANY TIME
The target loses 1 level (never below 1).
Surprise Meeting

−ROLE · ANY TIME
The target discards their role. Back to "just a human".
Your Package Is at the Pickup Point

−1 GEAR · ANY TIME
The target can't equip new gear until their next turn. (They lose a piece of equipped gear right now.)
Permanent Airplane Mode

−PROFILE · ANY TIME
The target loses their profile. No more artisanal Wi-Fi.