Clippy, Revenant
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
+3 vs Windows. He'd say it looks like you're writing a letter. You're writing a CVE. +3 vs Windows.
SIDE EFFECT He "helps": a piece of gear is in the Clipboard. Gone.
We killed him in 2007. He has a podcast now. And a backlog.
Bug · play it on your turn
We killed him in 2007. He has a podcast now. And a backlog.
He'd say it looks like you're writing a letter. You're writing a CVE. +3 vs Windows.
Drawn face up → the debug starts at once. From your hand: you can play it on your turn.
5 SP. Your velocity must be strictly higher. A tie means the bug wins.
2 goodies and +1 level. A pair takes 1 goodie, you take the rest and the levels.
Roll 1–6, you need 5 or more (shifted by your gear / role / profile, minimum 2). Refused = the ticket comes back to you and you take the hit.
+3 vs Windows — added to ITS story points.
SIDE EFFECTHe "helps": a piece of gear is in the Clipboard. Gone.
He is back. He saw that you were writing something. He does not know what, he never did, but he is offering. Thirty years on, the assistant that guesses your intent is a whole genre again: Clippy was twenty years early with no model behind him.
Five story points for two goodies, the best ratio in the lower deck. The +3 against the Windows race is ancient history settled in mechanics. His side effect takes a piece of gear: he filed it somewhere, to help.
The bug you happily take early. Except on Windows, where it suddenly becomes personal.
What you pull from the Tickets pile. Your velocity has to land strictly above their story points — and your friends will inflate them.
The Unpaid Intern
1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"I'll put it on my GitHub — that's basically pay."
The HR Dragon
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
"It's not a layoff, it's an opportunity."
The Crypto Bro
3 GOODIES · +1 LVL
His sword is a candlestick chart. Red, obviously.
Customer Support Karen
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
The bob cut is a +2 magic weapon, already counted.
The Meeting That Should Have Been an Email
1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"Just five minutes" — 47 minutes later.
The Influencer Lich
4 GOODIES · +2 LVL
Her collab with Death did 12 million views.