The Delivery Pigeon
1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
Order not found. The pigeon, however, is very findable.
SIDE EFFECT It leaves you one star. That's all.
It ate your sushi. Evidence: the sushi.
BUG
The Delivery Pigeon
Bug · play it on your turn
The bug's story points2 SP
It ate your sushi. Evidence: the sushi.
Order not found. The pigeon, however, is very findable.
DomainVentPileTicketsLoot1 goodie · +1 level
- 01When
Drawn face up → the debug starts at once. From your hand: you can play it on your turn.
- 02Story points
2 SP. Your velocity must be strictly higher. A tie means the bug wins.
- 03Win
1 goodie and +1 level. A pair takes 1 goodie, you take the rest and the levels.
- 04Reassign
Roll 1–6, you need 5 or more (shifted by your gear / role / profile, minimum 2). Refused = the ticket comes back to you and you take the hit.
SIDE EFFECTIt leaves you one star. That's all.
Bugs
What you pull from the Tickets pile. Your velocity has to land strictly above their story points — and your friends will inflate them.
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