Friday Five P.M. Deploy

−1 GEAR · ANY TIME
The target loses a piece of gear. Hotfix Monday. If we survive. Culture: move fast. Bones: also.
Change freeze: a suggestion. Like your SLOs. Like your plans.
Friday Five P.M. Deploy

−1 GEAR · ANY TIME
The target loses a piece of gear. Hotfix Monday. If we survive. Culture: move fast. Bones: also.
Change freeze: a suggestion. Like your SLOs. Like your plans.
Incident · any time, even off your turn
Change freeze: a suggestion. Like your SLOs. Like your plans.
The target loses a piece of gear. Hotfix Monday. If we survive. Culture: move fast. Bones: also.
Drawn: it lands on you. From your hand: on anyone, at any moment — even during someone else's turn or debug.
The target loses a piece of gear. Hotfix Monday. If we survive. Culture: move fast. Bones: also.
Android ignores the incident. Local AI ignores level losses. Then discard.
The deploy goes out at five on a Friday. Someone said "it should be fine". The hotfix is planned for Monday, which assumes the weekend still exists.
An incident, so no combat: it lands on its target and takes a piece of gear, no die, no negotiation. That is what makes it unpleasant — you do not defend against a Friday evening.
Keep it in hand for the moment someone gears up right before a big bug. Played at the right time, it changes the outcome of a fight it never joins.
It lands the moment you draw it, or you keep it to play on someone else. At the worst possible time, preferably.
Battery at One Percent

−1 GEAR · ANY TIME
The target loses one random piece of equipped gear (it shuts down).
Reply-All From Hell

−2 CARDS · ANY TIME
The target discards 2 cards from hand.
Impostor Syndrome

−1 LVL · ANY TIME
The target loses 1 level (never below 1).
Surprise Meeting

−ROLE · ANY TIME
The target discards their role. Back to "just a human".
Your Package Is at the Pickup Point

−1 GEAR · ANY TIME
The target can't equip new gear until their next turn. (They lose a piece of equipped gear right now.)
Permanent Airplane Mode

−PROFILE · ANY TIME
The target loses their profile. No more artisanal Wi-Fi.