The GPU Shortage
4 GOODIES · +2 LVL
+5 vs SRE. BIG. No H100 anywhere. The 4090 costs a kidney. +5 vs SRE.
SIDE EFFECT OOM on the human. Stuff sold for one hour of A100 rental.
Cloud: out of capacity. Basement: too hot. You: too poor.
BUG · BIG
The GPU Shortage
Bug · play it on your turn
The bug's story points14 SP
Cloud: out of capacity. Basement: too hot. You: too poor.
BIG. No H100 anywhere. The 4090 costs a kidney. +5 vs SRE.
DomainFeuPileTicketsVersus+5 vs SRELoot4 goodies · +2 levels · BIG
- 01When
Drawn face up → the debug starts at once. From your hand: you can play it on your turn.
- 02Story points
14 SP. Your velocity must be strictly higher. A tie means the bug wins.
- 03Big bug
More goodies, more levels. Level 10 can only be reached by beating a bug.
- 04Win
4 goodies and +2 levels. A pair takes 1 goodie, you take the rest and the levels.
- 05Reassign
Roll 1–6, you need 5 or more (shifted by your gear / role / profile, minimum 2). Refused = the ticket comes back to you and you take the hit.
- 06Versus
+5 vs SRE — added to ITS story points.
SIDE EFFECTOOM on the human. Stuff sold for one hour of A100 rental.
Bugs
What you pull from the Tickets pile. Your velocity has to land strictly above their story points — and your friends will inflate them.
The Unpaid Intern
1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"I'll put it on my GitHub — that's basically pay."
The HR Dragon
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
"It's not a layoff, it's an opportunity."
The Crypto Bro
3 GOODIES · +1 LVL
His sword is a candlestick chart. Red, obviously.
Customer Support Karen
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
The bob cut is a +2 magic weapon, already counted.
The Meeting That Should Have Been an Email
1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"Just five minutes" — 47 minutes later.
The Influencer Lich
4 GOODIES · +2 LVL
Her collab with Death did 12 million views.