It's the MTU, This Time
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
+4 vs SRE. Packets > 1500. VPN. Cloud. Tears. +4 vs SRE. DNS was innocent. For once.
SIDE EFFECT Packet dropped. Gear dropped. ICMP unreachable, like your excuses.
Black hole. PMTUD. Don't fragment. Do panic.
Bug · play it on your turn
Black hole. PMTUD. Don't fragment. Do panic.
Packets > 1500. VPN. Cloud. Tears. +4 vs SRE. DNS was innocent. For once.
Drawn face up → the debug starts at once. From your hand: you can play it on your turn.
7 SP. Your velocity must be strictly higher. A tie means the bug wins.
2 goodies and +1 level. A pair takes 1 goodie, you take the rest and the levels.
Roll 1–6, you need 5 or more (shifted by your gear / role / profile, minimum 2). Refused = the ticket comes back to you and you take the hit.
+4 vs SRE — added to ITS story points.
SIDE EFFECTPacket dropped. Gear dropped. ICMP unreachable, like your excuses.
What you pull from the Tickets pile. Your velocity has to land strictly above their story points — and your friends will inflate them.
The Unpaid Intern
1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"I'll put it on my GitHub — that's basically pay."
The HR Dragon
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
"It's not a layoff, it's an opportunity."
The Crypto Bro
3 GOODIES · +1 LVL
His sword is a candlestick chart. Red, obviously.
Customer Support Karen
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
The bob cut is a +2 magic weapon, already counted.
The Meeting That Should Have Been an Email
1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"Just five minutes" — 47 minutes later.
The Influencer Lich
4 GOODIES · +2 LVL
Her collab with Death did 12 million views.