The LinkedIn Coach
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
+3 vs Gym Bro. He 10x'd your mindset. +3 against Gym Bro (hustle competition).
SIDE EFFECT You buy his masterclass. -1 level.
"I was broke. Then I sold this sentence."
BUG
The LinkedIn Coach
Bug · play it on your turn
The bug's story points7 SP
"I was broke. Then I sold this sentence."
He 10x'd your mindset. +3 against Gym Bro (hustle competition).
DomainHolyPileTicketsVersus+3 vs Gym BroLoot2 goodies · +1 level
- 01When
Drawn face up → the debug starts at once. From your hand: you can play it on your turn.
- 02Story points
7 SP. Your velocity must be strictly higher. A tie means the bug wins.
- 03Win
2 goodies and +1 level. A pair takes 1 goodie, you take the rest and the levels.
- 04Reassign
Roll 1–6, you need 5 or more (shifted by your gear / role / profile, minimum 2). Refused = the ticket comes back to you and you take the hit.
- 05Versus
+3 vs Gym Bro — added to ITS story points.
SIDE EFFECTYou buy his masterclass. -1 level.
What it's really about
The situation
He added you after a conference you did not attend. His posts open with three words, a line break, then a true story that never happened. He sells a method for escaping the rat race, from inside the rat race.
Why those numbers
Seven story points, two goodies. The +3 against the Gym Bro role is a turf war: two hustles fighting over the same five-in-the-morning slot. Against anyone else, it is an honest bug.
How to play it
A good first real obstacle. Level 3 with two pieces of gear clears it. If you are playing Gym Bro, leave it for someone else — or wait until you are holding a one-shot.
Bugs
What you pull from the Tickets pile. Your velocity has to land strictly above their story points — and your friends will inflate them.
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