Midnight Hotfix
400 CREDITS
One-shot: +4. Deployed on a Friday. We own it.
Rollback? That's for cowards.
ONE-SHOT
Midnight Hotfix
One-shot · during any debug
Good for one debug only+4
Rollback? That's for cowards.
One-shot: +4. Deployed on a Friday. We own it.
DomainFeuPileGoodiesValue400 credits
- 01When
During any debug — yours or someone else's. To help, or to sink them.
- 02Effect
+4 to the velocity of whoever is debugging (not necessarily you). To hurt them, boost the bug instead.
- 03Value
400 credits into your wallet if you sell it (1000 credits in hand = 1 level, never level 10).
- 04One-shot
Discarded as soon as the debug ends.
One-shots
+X for the length of one debug — yours or a friend's — then discarded. Like a revert.
Enchanted Oat Latte
200 CREDITS
Temperature: too hot. Like the mood.
Merge Conflict Potion
300 CREDITS
<<<<<<< HEAD of shame.
Works on My Machine
400 CREDITS
QA is crying in the corner.
Confetti Bombs
200 CREDITS
The confetti are on permanent contracts.
Sudo R M Dash R F Slash
500 CREDITS
You had an alias. You commented it out. "It's fine, I've got this."
Git Blame
200 CREDITS
The commit message: "fix". Nothing else. That says it all.