NPM Audit, Eight Hundred Forty-Seven Vulnerabilities
−1 LVL · ANY TIME
The target loses 1 level (never below 1). Left-pad strikes again.
Severity: critical. Fix: "wait for the maintainer who lives in a cabin".
INCIDENT
NPM Audit, Eight Hundred Forty-Seven Vulnerabilities
Incident · any time, even off your turn
The target loses 1 level (never below 1). Left-pad strikes again.−1 LVL
Severity: critical. Fix: "wait for the maintainer who lives in a cabin".
The target loses 1 level (never below 1). Left-pad strikes again.
DomainToxicPileTickets
- 01When
Drawn: it lands on you. From your hand: on anyone, at any moment — even during someone else's turn or debug.
- 02Effect
The target loses 1 level (never below 1). Left-pad strikes again.
- 03Counter
Android ignores the incident. Local AI ignores level losses. Then discard.
Incidents
It lands the moment you draw it, or you keep it to play on someone else. At the worst possible time, preferably.
Battery at One Percent
−1 GEAR · ANY TIME
The target loses one random piece of equipped gear (it shuts down).
Reply-All From Hell
−2 CARDS · ANY TIME
The target discards 2 cards from hand.
Impostor Syndrome
−1 LVL · ANY TIME
The target loses 1 level (never below 1).
Surprise Meeting
−ROLE · ANY TIME
The target discards their role. Back to "just a human".
Your Package Is at the Pickup Point
−1 GEAR · ANY TIME
The target can't equip new gear until their next turn. (They lose a piece of equipped gear right now.)
Permanent Airplane Mode
−PROFILE · ANY TIME
The target loses their profile. No more artisanal Wi-Fi.