The Pokémon Snowflake
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
+4 vs DevOps. Hostname: `charizard-prod`. Uptime: 1400 days. Nobody dares patch it. +4 vs DevOps.
SIDE EFFECT The pet rebooted. One piece of gear had no systemd unit. Gone.
Cattle not pets. This one has a collar. And a name. And your secrets.
Bug · play it on your turn
Cattle not pets. This one has a collar. And a name. And your secrets.
Hostname: `charizard-prod`. Uptime: 1400 days. Nobody dares patch it. +4 vs DevOps.
Drawn face up → the debug starts at once. From your hand: you can play it on your turn.
9 SP. Your velocity must be strictly higher. A tie means the bug wins.
2 goodies and +1 level. A pair takes 1 goodie, you take the rest and the levels.
Roll 1–6, you need 5 or more (shifted by your gear / role / profile, minimum 2). Refused = the ticket comes back to you and you take the hit.
+4 vs DevOps — added to ITS story points.
SIDE EFFECTThe pet rebooted. One piece of gear had no systemd unit. Gone.
What you pull from the Tickets pile. Your velocity has to land strictly above their story points — and your friends will inflate them.
The Unpaid Intern
1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"I'll put it on my GitHub — that's basically pay."
The HR Dragon
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
"It's not a layoff, it's an opportunity."
The Crypto Bro
3 GOODIES · +1 LVL
His sword is a candlestick chart. Red, obviously.
Customer Support Karen
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
The bob cut is a +2 magic weapon, already counted.
The Meeting That Should Have Been an Email
1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"Just five minutes" — 47 minutes later.
The Influencer Lich
4 GOODIES · +2 LVL
Her collab with Death did 12 million views.