The Race Condition
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
+4 vs SRE. There are two of them. They arrive at the same time. +4 vs SRE.
SIDE EFFECT Check-then-act: the gear was already not yours.
You first. No, him. No, both. No, nothing. Emotional deadlock.
BUG
The Race Condition
Bug · play it on your turn
The bug's story points9 SP
You first. No, him. No, both. No, nothing. Emotional deadlock.
There are two of them. They arrive at the same time. +4 vs SRE.
DomainDebugPileTicketsVersus+4 vs SRELoot2 goodies · +1 level
- 01When
Drawn face up → the debug starts at once. From your hand: you can play it on your turn.
- 02Story points
9 SP. Your velocity must be strictly higher. A tie means the bug wins.
- 03Win
2 goodies and +1 level. A pair takes 1 goodie, you take the rest and the levels.
- 04Reassign
Roll 1–6, you need 5 or more (shifted by your gear / role / profile, minimum 2). Refused = the ticket comes back to you and you take the hit.
- 05Versus
+4 vs SRE — added to ITS story points.
SIDE EFFECTCheck-then-act: the gear was already not yours.
Bugs
What you pull from the Tickets pile. Your velocity has to land strictly above their story points — and your friends will inflate them.
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1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
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The HR Dragon
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
"It's not a layoff, it's an opportunity."
The Crypto Bro
3 GOODIES · +1 LVL
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Customer Support Karen
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
The bob cut is a +2 magic weapon, already counted.
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1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"Just five minutes" — 47 minutes later.
The Influencer Lich
4 GOODIES · +2 LVL
Her collab with Death did 12 million views.