Remote-Work Elf

PERMANENT
+1 to reassign. Camera off, presence on.
His bow is a VPN.
Remote-Work Elf

PERMANENT
+1 to reassign. Camera off, presence on.
His bow is a VPN.
On your turn, outside a debug
His bow is a VPN.
+1 to reassign. Camera off, presence on.
On your turn, outside a debug. Replaces your profile. With no profile, you're human.
One profile at a time. Gear reserved for the old one goes back to your hand.
Your runtime: Tux, Windows, local AI, cat. One at a time, with the perks that come with it.
Discount Goblin

PERMANENT
He has a coupon for the final boss.
Recycled Android

PERMANENT
Firmware 1.0.4-backlog. Lots of duct tape.
Cat

PERMANENT
The backlog is yours. The humans pay the rent.
Local AI, Seven B, Barely Moving

PERMANENT
"I run cloud-free." The Mac breathes like a Targaryen.
Digital Nomad

PERMANENT
Timezone: "depends". Desk: a beach with one bar of Wi-Fi.
Windows User

PERMANENT
Antivirus. Cortana. Widgets. You stay. Out of habit. Out of Stockholm.