Discount Goblin

PERMANENT
Your gear sells for +200 credits. Always a good deal.
He has a coupon for the final boss.
Your runtime: Tux, Windows, local AI, cat. One at a time, with the perks that come with it.
Discount Goblin

PERMANENT
Your gear sells for +200 credits. Always a good deal.
He has a coupon for the final boss.
Remote-Work Elf

PERMANENT
+1 to reassign. Camera off, presence on.
His bow is a VPN.
Recycled Android

PERMANENT
Immune to the first incident of the game that targets you (+1 level, capped at 9, when you get hit).
Firmware 1.0.4-backlog. Lots of duct tape.
Cat

PERMANENT
Yes, playable. +1 in a debug. You always land on your feet: +1 to reassign.
The backlog is yours. The humans pay the rent.
Local AI, Seven B, Barely Moving

PERMANENT
Incidents cost you one level less (a level 1 stays at 1). Hallucinating is a strategy.
"I run cloud-free." The Mac breathes like a Targaryen.
Digital Nomad

PERMANENT
+2 to reassign. The backlog has a coworking space. The coworking space has a backlog.
Timezone: "depends". Desk: a beach with one bar of Wi-Fi.
Windows User

PERMANENT
+1 in a debug (you've suffered). -1 to reassign (update in progress, 47%).
Antivirus. Cortana. Widgets. You stay. Out of habit. Out of Stockholm.
Penguin

PERMANENT
+1 in a debug if you have linux gear. You mention your distro before anyone asks.
btw. Always btw. Even in the will.