Enraged
ON THE BUG
Play it on a bug mid-debug: +5. Your friends will love it.
He just saw the rent.
Boosts (13)
Scope creep as a card: inflate the bug's story points mid-debug. Usually someone else's bug.
Ancient
ON THE BUG
Play it on a bug: +10. The backlog remembers.
He lived through dial-up.
Baby
ON THE BUG
Play it on a bug: -5. Cute. Still lethal.
It has teeth. All of them.
In Production
ON THE BUG
Play it on a bug: +8. We didn't have a staging environment.
Feature flag: forgotten. Users: all of them. Rollback: "we'll see Monday".
Legacy
ON THE BUG
Play it on a bug: +5. Nobody knows how it works. It works.
One comment only: "DON'T TOUCH". Dated 2009.
Microservices, for Three Users
ON THE BUG
Play it on a bug: +6. 40 repos. 1 button. 12 timeouts.
Distributed tracing: we lost the trace. And the button.
Undocumented
ON THE BUG
Play it on a bug: -4. Nobody understands it, so it hesitates.
Itself included. You included. This card included.
Unpatched
ON THE BUG
Play it on a bug: +5. CVE-2026-backlog. CVSS: yes.
Patch Tuesday: it's Wednesday. Obviously.
Fine-Tuned on Your Bugs
ON THE BUG
Play it on a bug: +6. It learned. From you. Mostly from your mistakes.
Dataset: your 3am commits. Label: "don't".
End-of-Life Since 2018
ON THE BUG
Play it on a bug: +4. Windows 7 in the backlog. Unlicensed. With Flash.
Support: community. Community: a dead forum and a PDF.
In Canary at One Percent
ON THE BUG
Play it on a bug: -4. It only gets 1% of traffic. Still nasty. Just less.
Progressive delivery. Progressive regret. Progressive "wait, are we at 50%?"
Winning Variant, We Think
ON THE BUG
Play it on a bug: +5. p=0.049. Sample: your friends. Peer review: 👍.
Statistically significant. Morally bankrupt. Shipped.
Hotfix Straight to Production
ON THE BUG
Play it on a bug: +8. Skip staging. Skip the PR. Skip dignity. Skip the weekend.
Change ticket: we'll do it Monday. Incident ticket: already exists. Number: this one.