Hotfix Straight to Production

ON THE BUG
Play it on a bug: +8. Skip staging. Skip the PR. Skip dignity. Skip the weekend.
Change ticket: we'll do it Monday. Incident ticket: already exists. Number: this one.
Hotfix Straight to Production

ON THE BUG
Play it on a bug: +8. Skip staging. Skip the PR. Skip dignity. Skip the weekend.
Change ticket: we'll do it Monday. Incident ticket: already exists. Number: this one.
Boost · on a bug, during a debug
Change ticket: we'll do it Monday. Incident ticket: already exists. Number: this one.
Play it on a bug: +8. Skip staging. Skip the PR. Skip dignity. Skip the weekend.
During a debug, onto the bug. By any player.
+8 to its story points.
If the bug falls: +1 goodie (every positive boost adds one).
Discarded with the bug.
Scope creep as a card: inflate the bug's story points mid-debug. Usually someone else's bug.
Enraged

ON THE BUG
He just saw the rent.
Ancient

ON THE BUG
He lived through dial-up.
Baby

ON THE BUG
It has teeth. All of them.
In Production

ON THE BUG
Feature flag: forgotten. Users: all of them. Rollback: "we'll see Monday".
Legacy

ON THE BUG
One comment only: "DON'T TOUCH". Dated 2009.
Microservices, for Three Users

ON THE BUG
Distributed tracing: we lost the trace. And the button.