In Canary at One Percent
ON THE BUG
Play it on a bug: -4. It only gets 1% of traffic. Still nasty. Just less.
Progressive delivery. Progressive regret. Progressive "wait, are we at 50%?"
BOOST
In Canary at One Percent
Boost · on a bug, during a debug
Added to the bug's story points-4
Progressive delivery. Progressive regret. Progressive "wait, are we at 50%?"
Play it on a bug: -4. It only gets 1% of traffic. Still nasty. Just less.
DomainCutePileTickets
- 01When
During a debug, onto the bug. By any player.
- 02Bug
-4 to its story points.
- 03End
Discarded with the bug.
Boosts
Scope creep as a card: inflate the bug's story points mid-debug. Usually someone else's bug.
Enraged
ON THE BUG
He just saw the rent.
Ancient
ON THE BUG
He lived through dial-up.
Baby
ON THE BUG
It has teeth. All of them.
In Production
ON THE BUG
Feature flag: forgotten. Users: all of them. Rollback: "we'll see Monday".
Legacy
ON THE BUG
One comment only: "DON'T TOUCH". Dated 2009.
Microservices, for Three Users
ON THE BUG
Distributed tracing: we lost the trace. And the button.