Influencer
PERMANENT
Once per debug, discard a card for +2. You are the lore.
Your backlog has a promo code: LOOT20.
Classes (11)
One class at a time. The old one goes to the discard pile, like a reorg. Each one changes what you can do at the table.
Full-Stack Dev
PERMANENT
+1 to all your gear. You "refactor" the backlog.
Works on your machine. The backlog is not your machine.
Combat Barista
PERMANENT
+2 to reassign. Espresso is a potion.
Latte art shaped like a skull. Extra shot of violence.
Gym Bro Paladin
PERMANENT
+2 in a debug if you have a chair. Bro-split of destiny.
He prays to Gainz. Gainz answers sometimes.
On-Call SRE
PERMANENT
+2 in a debug at night (always — the office has no hours). You "own" prod.
SLO: 99.9%. Sleep: 12%. Error budget: your nerves.
Figma Designer
PERMANENT
+2 if you have a headset or a machine (the fit is the product).
"That's 4px too far left." — you, mid-debug.
"Ethical" Hacker
PERMANENT
+2 to reassign. The quotes around ethical are flavor text.
Bug bounty: you reported the bug. After causing it. Maybe.
QA Tester
PERMANENT
+2 if you have a piece of gear tagged QA. You break things. It's the job. Nobody likes you. Everybody needs you.
Cannot reproduce. Except in prod. Except at the client's. Except right now.
Manager, People Supposedly
PERMANENT
+2 if you have manager gear. -1 to reassign (a sync just popped up). You "unblock blockers".
My door is always open. Calendar: 0 slots. Empathy: a Slack emoji.
Prompt Engineer
PERMANENT
+2 in a debug if you have gear tagged AI. You "scale" by writing sentences.
Job title 2023. Punchline 2024. LinkedIn 2026. Backlog: forever.
DevOps, the Title Not the Practice
PERMANENT
+2 if you have k8s / CI / terraform / flag / metrics gear. You "own" the YAML. The YAML does not own you. It does.
You build it you run it. You built it. You flee it. You still run it at 3am.