On-Call SRE
PERMANENT
+2 in a debug at night (always — the office has no hours). You "own" prod.
SLO: 99.9%. Sleep: 12%. Error budget: your nerves.
ROLE
On-Call SRE
On your turn, outside a debug
SLO: 99.9%. Sleep: 12%. Error budget: your nerves.
+2 in a debug at night (always — the office has no hours). You "own" prod.
DomainFoudrePileTickets
- 01When
On your turn, outside a debug. Replaces your role (the old one is discarded).
- 02Note
One role at a time. Gear reserved for the old one goes back to your hand.
Classes
One class at a time. The old one goes to the discard pile, like a reorg. Each one changes what you can do at the table.
Influencer
PERMANENT
Your backlog has a promo code: LOOT20.
Full-Stack Dev
PERMANENT
Works on your machine. The backlog is not your machine.
Combat Barista
PERMANENT
Latte art shaped like a skull. Extra shot of violence.
Gym Bro Paladin
PERMANENT
He prays to Gainz. Gainz answers sometimes.
Figma Designer
PERMANENT
"That's 4px too far left." — you, mid-debug.
"Ethical" Hacker
PERMANENT
Bug bounty: you reported the bug. After causing it. Maybe.