Gym Bro Paladin

PERMANENT
+2 in a debug if you have a chair. Bro-split of destiny.
He prays to Gainz. Gainz answers sometimes.
Gym Bro Paladin

PERMANENT
+2 in a debug if you have a chair. Bro-split of destiny.
He prays to Gainz. Gainz answers sometimes.
On your turn, outside a debug
He prays to Gainz. Gainz answers sometimes.
+2 in a debug if you have a chair. Bro-split of destiny.
On your turn, outside a debug. Replaces your role (the old one is discarded).
One role at a time. Gear reserved for the old one goes back to your hand.
One class at a time. The old one goes to the discard pile, like a reorg. Each one changes what you can do at the table.
Influencer

PERMANENT
Your backlog has a promo code: LOOT20.
Full-Stack Dev

PERMANENT
Works on your machine. The backlog is not your machine.
Combat Barista

PERMANENT
Latte art shaped like a skull. Extra shot of violence.
On-Call SRE

PERMANENT
SLO: 99.9%. Sleep: 12%. Error budget: your nerves.
Figma Designer

PERMANENT
"That's 4px too far left." — you, mid-debug.
"Ethical" Hacker

PERMANENT
Bug bounty: you reported the bug. After causing it. Maybe.