DevOps, the Title Not the Practice
PERMANENT
+2 if you have k8s / CI / terraform / flag / metrics gear. You "own" the YAML. The YAML does not own you. It does.
You build it you run it. You built it. You flee it. You still run it at 3am.
ROLE
DevOps, the Title Not the Practice
On your turn, outside a debug
You build it you run it. You built it. You flee it. You still run it at 3am.
+2 if you have k8s / CI / terraform / flag / metrics gear. You "own" the YAML. The YAML does not own you. It does.
DomainFoudrePileTickets
- 01When
On your turn, outside a debug. Replaces your role (the old one is discarded).
- 02Note
One role at a time. Gear reserved for the old one goes back to your hand.
Classes
One class at a time. The old one goes to the discard pile, like a reorg. Each one changes what you can do at the table.
Influencer
PERMANENT
Your backlog has a promo code: LOOT20.
Full-Stack Dev
PERMANENT
Works on your machine. The backlog is not your machine.
Combat Barista
PERMANENT
Latte art shaped like a skull. Extra shot of violence.
Gym Bro Paladin
PERMANENT
He prays to Gainz. Gainz answers sometimes.
On-Call SRE
PERMANENT
SLO: 99.9%. Sleep: 12%. Error budget: your nerves.
Figma Designer
PERMANENT
"That's 4px too far left." — you, mid-debug.