SELinux Denied
1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
+3 vs SRE. Permission denied. For everything. Including looking at the bug. +3 vs SRE.
SIDE EFFECT AVC denied. You stay alive, humiliated, audited.
setenforce 0. The gods saw you. The gods are disappointed.
BUG
SELinux Denied
Bug · play it on your turn
The bug's story points5 SP
setenforce 0. The gods saw you. The gods are disappointed.
Permission denied. For everything. Including looking at the bug. +3 vs SRE.
DomainToxicPileTicketsVersus+3 vs SRELoot1 goodie · +1 level
- 01When
Drawn face up → the debug starts at once. From your hand: you can play it on your turn.
- 02Story points
5 SP. Your velocity must be strictly higher. A tie means the bug wins.
- 03Win
1 goodie and +1 level. A pair takes 1 goodie, you take the rest and the levels.
- 04Reassign
Roll 1–6, you need 5 or more (shifted by your gear / role / profile, minimum 2). Refused = the ticket comes back to you and you take the hit.
- 05Versus
+3 vs SRE — added to ITS story points.
SIDE EFFECTAVC denied. You stay alive, humiliated, audited.
Bugs
What you pull from the Tickets pile. Your velocity has to land strictly above their story points — and your friends will inflate them.
The Unpaid Intern
1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"I'll put it on my GitHub — that's basically pay."
The HR Dragon
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
"It's not a layoff, it's an opportunity."
The Crypto Bro
3 GOODIES · +1 LVL
His sword is a candlestick chart. Red, obviously.
Customer Support Karen
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
The bob cut is a +2 magic weapon, already counted.
The Meeting That Should Have Been an Email
1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"Just five minutes" — 47 minutes later.
The Influencer Lich
4 GOODIES · +2 LVL
Her collab with Death did 12 million views.