Terraform Apply, It Wants to Recreate the RDS
3 GOODIES · +1 LVL
+5 vs SRE. Plan: 1 to add, 1 to destroy, your weekends to lose. +5 vs SRE.
SIDE EFFECT Destroy complete. Your backups: prevent_destroy = false. Stuff: gone.
force-new. lifecycle ignore_changes: you'll add it later. After the post-mortem.
Bug · play it on your turn
force-new. lifecycle ignore_changes: you'll add it later. After the post-mortem.
Plan: 1 to add, 1 to destroy, your weekends to lose. +5 vs SRE.
Drawn face up → the debug starts at once. From your hand: you can play it on your turn.
12 SP. Your velocity must be strictly higher. A tie means the bug wins.
3 goodies and +1 level. A pair takes 1 goodie, you take the rest and the levels.
Roll 1–6, you need 5 or more (shifted by your gear / role / profile, minimum 2). Refused = the ticket comes back to you and you take the hit.
+5 vs SRE — added to ITS story points.
SIDE EFFECTDestroy complete. Your backups: prevent_destroy = false. Stuff: gone.
What you pull from the Tickets pile. Your velocity has to land strictly above their story points — and your friends will inflate them.
The Unpaid Intern
1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"I'll put it on my GitHub — that's basically pay."
The HR Dragon
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
"It's not a layoff, it's an opportunity."
The Crypto Bro
3 GOODIES · +1 LVL
His sword is a candlestick chart. Red, obviously.
Customer Support Karen
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
The bob cut is a +2 magic weapon, already counted.
The Meeting That Should Have Been an Email
1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"Just five minutes" — 47 minutes later.
The Influencer Lich
4 GOODIES · +2 LVL
Her collab with Death did 12 million views.