Vault Sealed
3 GOODIES · +1 LVL
+5 vs DevOps. Unseal keys: 5 people. 2 on holiday. 1 left. 1 lost the YubiKey. +5 vs DevOps.
SIDE EFFECT Secrets unreachable. Hand unreachable. Sealed. Like your evening.
Shamir. Don't sha-share your secrets in Slack. Too late.
Bug · play it on your turn
Shamir. Don't sha-share your secrets in Slack. Too late.
Unseal keys: 5 people. 2 on holiday. 1 left. 1 lost the YubiKey. +5 vs DevOps.
Drawn face up → the debug starts at once. From your hand: you can play it on your turn.
10 SP. Your velocity must be strictly higher. A tie means the bug wins.
3 goodies and +1 level. A pair takes 1 goodie, you take the rest and the levels.
Roll 1–6, you need 5 or more (shifted by your gear / role / profile, minimum 2). Refused = the ticket comes back to you and you take the hit.
+5 vs DevOps — added to ITS story points.
SIDE EFFECTSecrets unreachable. Hand unreachable. Sealed. Like your evening.
What you pull from the Tickets pile. Your velocity has to land strictly above their story points — and your friends will inflate them.
The Unpaid Intern
1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"I'll put it on my GitHub — that's basically pay."
The HR Dragon
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
"It's not a layoff, it's an opportunity."
The Crypto Bro
3 GOODIES · +1 LVL
His sword is a candlestick chart. Red, obviously.
Customer Support Karen
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
The bob cut is a +2 magic weapon, already counted.
The Meeting That Should Have Been an Email
1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"Just five minutes" — 47 minutes later.
The Influencer Lich
4 GOODIES · +2 LVL
Her collab with Death did 12 million views.