WSL Two, the Bridge

300 CREDITS
+2 machine. Linux inside Windows inside the backlog. Inception. Filesystem: 40 MB/s.
\\wsl$\Ubuntu. Your perf weeps. So do your colleagues: "why not dual boot".
WSL Two, the Bridge

300 CREDITS
+2 machine. Linux inside Windows inside the backlog. Inception. Filesystem: 40 MB/s.
\\wsl$\Ubuntu. Your perf weeps. So do your colleagues: "why not dual boot".
Gear · on your turn, outside a debug
\\wsl$\Ubuntu. Your perf weeps. So do your colleagues: "why not dual boot".
+2 machine. Linux inside Windows inside the backlog. Inception. Filesystem: 40 MB/s.
On your turn, outside a debug. Once a debug starts, gear is frozen.
+2 to your velocity (level + gear).
MACHINE. One machine only.
300 credits, paid into your wallet. 1000 credits in hand = 1 level bought (never level 10). Goblin: +200 credits per card sold.
Headset, chair, keyboard, machine, gadgets. Every piece raises your velocity, and some of them snap together into named combos.
Windows Eleven License from eBay

200 CREDITS
Genuine. A flexible definition. Like your SLOs.
Official Tux Plush

200 CREDITS
More GNU than you. Fewer meetings. Eternal respect.
Arch ISO on a USB Drive

100 CREDITS
The wiki is the backlog. The backlog is the wiki. btw.
Eight-Hundred-Line ZSH RC

300 CREDITS
oh-my-zsh + starship + 12 plugins. For ls. In colour. Obviously.
PowerShell ISE, Relic

300 CREDITS
ExecutionPolicy: Restricted. You: Unrestricted. HR: notified.
Framework Repaired Forty-Seven Times

400 CREDITS
You have a spare of everything. Except a weekend.