The AGI Demo
4 GOODIES · +2 LVL
+6 vs Influencer. BIG. It works on the slide. +6 vs Influencer. Live: kernel panic.
SIDE EFFECT The demo crashed. So did you. Investors: noted.
"We are six months from AGI." — every six months since 2017.
BUG · BIG
The AGI Demo
Bug · play it on your turn
The bug's story points16 SP
"We are six months from AGI." — every six months since 2017.
BIG. It works on the slide. +6 vs Influencer. Live: kernel panic.
DomainHolyPileTicketsVersus+6 vs InfluencerLoot4 goodies · +2 levels · BIG
- 01When
Drawn face up → the debug starts at once. From your hand: you can play it on your turn.
- 02Story points
16 SP. Your velocity must be strictly higher. A tie means the bug wins.
- 03Big bug
More goodies, more levels. Level 10 can only be reached by beating a bug.
- 04Win
4 goodies and +2 levels. A pair takes 1 goodie, you take the rest and the levels.
- 05Reassign
Roll 1–6, you need 5 or more (shifted by your gear / role / profile, minimum 2). Refused = the ticket comes back to you and you take the hit.
- 06Versus
+6 vs Influencer — added to ITS story points.
SIDE EFFECTThe demo crashed. So did you. Investors: noted.
Bugs
What you pull from the Tickets pile. Your velocity has to land strictly above their story points — and your friends will inflate them.
The Unpaid Intern
1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"I'll put it on my GitHub — that's basically pay."
The HR Dragon
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
"It's not a layoff, it's an opportunity."
The Crypto Bro
3 GOODIES · +1 LVL
His sword is a candlestick chart. Red, obviously.
Customer Support Karen
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
The bob cut is a +2 magic weapon, already counted.
The Meeting That Should Have Been an Email
1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"Just five minutes" — 47 minutes later.
The Influencer Lich
4 GOODIES · +2 LVL
Her collab with Death did 12 million views.