The AI That Replaces You
4 GOODIES · +2 LVL
+5 vs Dev. 24/7, zero lunch vouchers. +5 against Devs.
SIDE EFFECT Automated: you lose your role.
It apologises politely while taking your job.
BUG · BIG
The AI That Replaces You
Bug · play it on your turn
The bug's story points15 SP
It apologises politely while taking your job.
24/7, zero lunch vouchers. +5 against Devs.
DomainRGBPileTicketsVersus+5 vs DevLoot4 goodies · +2 levels · BIG
- 01When
Drawn face up → the debug starts at once. From your hand: you can play it on your turn.
- 02Story points
15 SP. Your velocity must be strictly higher. A tie means the bug wins.
- 03Big bug
More goodies, more levels. Level 10 can only be reached by beating a bug.
- 04Win
4 goodies and +2 levels. A pair takes 1 goodie, you take the rest and the levels.
- 05Reassign
Roll 1–6, you need 5 or more (shifted by your gear / role / profile, minimum 2). Refused = the ticket comes back to you and you take the hit.
- 06Versus
+5 vs Dev — added to ITS story points.
SIDE EFFECTAutomated: you lose your role.
What it's really about
The situation
It works around the clock, claims no lunch vouchers and never asks for a raise. Someone in a meeting said "it's a tool, not a replacement", and everybody nodded slightly too fast.
Why those numbers
Fifteen story points, big bug, four goodies, +5 against Devs: twenty for the person concerned. Its side effect takes neither level nor gear — it takes your role. You stay at the table, but you no longer know how to do what you did.
How to play it
One of the three walls in the deck. It does not go down alone: a pair, two one-shots, or a reassignment and you take the hit.
Bugs
What you pull from the Tickets pile. Your velocity has to land strictly above their story points — and your friends will inflate them.
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