The Bikeshedding Committee
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
+4 vs Designer. The colour of the button. 3 sprints. 0 features. +4 vs Designer.
SIDE EFFECT You voted "blue but more accessible". -1. The button is still grey.
Nuclear architecture: 2 comments. Parking: 400 messages. Parkinson was right.
Bug · play it on your turn
Nuclear architecture: 2 comments. Parking: 400 messages. Parkinson was right.
The colour of the button. 3 sprints. 0 features. +4 vs Designer.
Drawn face up → the debug starts at once. From your hand: you can play it on your turn.
7 SP. Your velocity must be strictly higher. A tie means the bug wins.
2 goodies and +1 level. A pair takes 1 goodie, you take the rest and the levels.
Roll 1–6, you need 5 or more (shifted by your gear / role / profile, minimum 2). Refused = the ticket comes back to you and you take the hit.
+4 vs Designer — added to ITS story points.
SIDE EFFECTYou voted "blue but more accessible". -1. The button is still grey.
What you pull from the Tickets pile. Your velocity has to land strictly above their story points — and your friends will inflate them.
The Unpaid Intern
1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"I'll put it on my GitHub — that's basically pay."
The HR Dragon
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
"It's not a layoff, it's an opportunity."
The Crypto Bro
3 GOODIES · +1 LVL
His sword is a candlestick chart. Red, obviously.
Customer Support Karen
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
The bob cut is a +2 magic weapon, already counted.
The Meeting That Should Have Been an Email
1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"Just five minutes" — 47 minutes later.
The Influencer Lich
4 GOODIES · +2 LVL
Her collab with Death did 12 million views.