The Board That Wants AI
3 GOODIES · +1 LVL
+5 vs Influencer. "Put some ChatGPT in it." Where? "Yes." +5 vs Influencer.
SIDE EFFECT You are now "AI Officer". Role lost, badge gained.
Data budget: 0. Expectations: AGI by Tuesday.
BUG
The Board That Wants AI
Bug · play it on your turn
The bug's story points13 SP
Data budget: 0. Expectations: AGI by Tuesday.
"Put some ChatGPT in it." Where? "Yes." +5 vs Influencer.
DomainRGBPileTicketsVersus+5 vs InfluencerLoot3 goodies · +1 level
- 01When
Drawn face up → the debug starts at once. From your hand: you can play it on your turn.
- 02Story points
13 SP. Your velocity must be strictly higher. A tie means the bug wins.
- 03Win
3 goodies and +1 level. A pair takes 1 goodie, you take the rest and the levels.
- 04Reassign
Roll 1–6, you need 5 or more (shifted by your gear / role / profile, minimum 2). Refused = the ticket comes back to you and you take the hit.
- 05Versus
+5 vs Influencer — added to ITS story points.
SIDE EFFECTYou are now "AI Officer". Role lost, badge gained.
Bugs
What you pull from the Tickets pile. Your velocity has to land strictly above their story points — and your friends will inflate them.
The Unpaid Intern
1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"I'll put it on my GitHub — that's basically pay."
The HR Dragon
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
"It's not a layoff, it's an opportunity."
The Crypto Bro
3 GOODIES · +1 LVL
His sword is a candlestick chart. Red, obviously.
Customer Support Karen
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
The bob cut is a +2 magic weapon, already counted.
The Meeting That Should Have Been an Email
1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"Just five minutes" — 47 minutes later.
The Influencer Lich
4 GOODIES · +2 LVL
Her collab with Death did 12 million views.