BSD Daemon Plush

200 CREDITS
+1 gadget. Linux people don't get it. That's the plan.
man 9. The 9 is frightening. So are you, a bit.
BSD Daemon Plush

200 CREDITS
+1 gadget. Linux people don't get it. That's the plan.
man 9. The 9 is frightening. So are you, a bit.
Gear · on your turn, outside a debug
man 9. The 9 is frightening. So are you, a bit.
+1 gadget. Linux people don't get it. That's the plan.
On your turn, outside a debug. Once a debug starts, gear is frozen.
+1 to your velocity (level + gear).
GADGET. Gadget: two at most.
200 credits, paid into your wallet. 1000 credits in hand = 1 level bought (never level 10). Goblin: +200 credits per card sold.
Headset, chair, keyboard, machine, gadgets. Every piece raises your velocity, and some of them snap together into named combos.
Windows Eleven License from eBay

200 CREDITS
Genuine. A flexible definition. Like your SLOs.
Official Tux Plush

200 CREDITS
More GNU than you. Fewer meetings. Eternal respect.
Arch ISO on a USB Drive

100 CREDITS
The wiki is the backlog. The backlog is the wiki. btw.
Eight-Hundred-Line ZSH RC

300 CREDITS
oh-my-zsh + starship + 12 plugins. For ls. In colour. Obviously.
PowerShell ISE, Relic

300 CREDITS
ExecutionPolicy: Restricted. You: Unrestricted. HR: notified.
USB-C Dongle of Shame

200 CREDITS
It costs more than the ThinkPad next to it. It does less.