USB-C Dongle of Shame
200 CREDITS
+1 peripheral. 4 dongles for 1 port. The garden is walled. So is your wallet.
It costs more than the ThinkPad next to it. It does less.
GEAR · PERIPHERAL
USB-C Dongle of Shame
Gear · on your turn, outside a debug
Added to your velocity+1
It costs more than the ThinkPad next to it. It does less.
+1 peripheral. 4 dongles for 1 port. The garden is walled. So is your wallet.
DomainGlitchPileGoodiesSlotPERIPHERALValue200 credits
- 01When
On your turn, outside a debug. Once a debug starts, gear is frozen.
- 02Debug
+1 to your velocity (level + gear).
- 03Slot
PERIPHERAL. Peripheral: two at most. Doesn't mix with a keyboard.
- 04Value
200 credits, paid into your wallet. 1000 credits in hand = 1 level bought (never level 10). Goblin: +200 credits per card sold.
macosos
Gear
Headset, chair, keyboard, machine, gadgets. Every piece raises your velocity, and some of them snap together into named combos.
MacBook Pro M Infinity
900 CREDITS
It costs more than your rent. It compiles slower than your intern.
Windows Eleven License from eBay
200 CREDITS
Genuine. A flexible definition. Like your SLOs.
Official Tux Plush
200 CREDITS
More GNU than you. Fewer meetings. Eternal respect.
Arch ISO on a USB Drive
100 CREDITS
The wiki is the backlog. The backlog is the wiki. btw.
Eight-Hundred-Line ZSH RC
300 CREDITS
oh-my-zsh + starship + 12 plugins. For ls. In colour. Obviously.
PowerShell ISE, Relic
300 CREDITS
ExecutionPolicy: Restricted. You: Unrestricted. HR: notified.