USB Drive Never Safely Ejected Since 2008
100 CREDITS
+1 peripheral. Contains: 3 viruses, a Word dissertation, and the truth about 2007.
"Safely remove hardware" is for cowards.
GEAR · PERIPHERAL
USB Drive Never Safely Ejected Since 2008
Gear · on your turn, outside a debug
Added to your velocity+1
"Safely remove hardware" is for cowards.
+1 peripheral. Contains: 3 viruses, a Word dissertation, and the truth about 2007.
DomainCutePileGoodiesSlotPERIPHERALValue100 credits
- 01When
On your turn, outside a debug. Once a debug starts, gear is frozen.
- 02Debug
+1 to your velocity (level + gear).
- 03Slot
PERIPHERAL. Peripheral: two at most. Doesn't mix with a keyboard.
- 04Value
100 credits, paid into your wallet. 1000 credits in hand = 1 level bought (never level 10). Goblin: +200 credits per card sold.
Meme
Gear
Headset, chair, keyboard, machine, gadgets. Every piece raises your velocity, and some of them snap together into named combos.
The Distro Sticker
200 CREDITS
He didn't say it. He stuck it on. That's even more effective.
Works on My Machine Sticker
100 CREDITS
The laptop is the courtroom. You, the judge. QA, the convict.
Dead Succulent, Decoration
100 CREDITS
RIP Gerald. You had a name. You did not have water.
Legendary Notepad Plus Plus
200 CREDITS
Don Ho. One man. One editor. One empire. One backlog.
Engraved System Prompt
400 CREDITS
You are a helpful assistant. You are neither helpful nor an assistant. You are a backlog.
GitHub Actions Badge
200 CREDITS
Required status checks. Optional dignity. Matrix: 12. Brain: 0.