Works on My Machine Sticker

100 CREDITS
+1 gadget. Legal proof. Inadmissible. Irrefutable.
The laptop is the courtroom. You, the judge. QA, the convict.
Works on My Machine Sticker

100 CREDITS
+1 gadget. Legal proof. Inadmissible. Irrefutable.
The laptop is the courtroom. You, the judge. QA, the convict.
Gear · on your turn, outside a debug
The laptop is the courtroom. You, the judge. QA, the convict.
+1 gadget. Legal proof. Inadmissible. Irrefutable.
On your turn, outside a debug. Once a debug starts, gear is frozen.
+1 to your velocity (level + gear).
GADGET. Gadget: two at most.
100 credits, paid into your wallet. 1000 credits in hand = 1 level bought (never level 10). Goblin: +200 credits per card sold.
Headset, chair, keyboard, machine, gadgets. Every piece raises your velocity, and some of them snap together into named combos.
The Distro Sticker

200 CREDITS
He didn't say it. He stuck it on. That's even more effective.
Senior Staff Rubber Duck

200 CREDITS
More seniority than the CTO. Fewer meetings. Respect.
USB Drive Never Safely Ejected Since 2008

100 CREDITS
"Safely remove hardware" is for cowards.
Dead Succulent, Decoration

100 CREDITS
RIP Gerald. You had a name. You did not have water.
Legendary Notepad Plus Plus

200 CREDITS
Don Ho. One man. One editor. One empire. One backlog.
Engraved System Prompt

400 CREDITS
You are a helpful assistant. You are neither helpful nor an assistant. You are a backlog.