GitHub Actions Badge

200 CREDITS
+1 gadget. README: build passing. Reality: skipped on main. Shame: also passing.
Required status checks. Optional dignity. Matrix: 12. Brain: 0.
GitHub Actions Badge

200 CREDITS
+1 gadget. README: build passing. Reality: skipped on main. Shame: also passing.
Required status checks. Optional dignity. Matrix: 12. Brain: 0.
Gear · on your turn, outside a debug
Required status checks. Optional dignity. Matrix: 12. Brain: 0.
+1 gadget. README: build passing. Reality: skipped on main. Shame: also passing.
On your turn, outside a debug. Once a debug starts, gear is frozen.
+1 to your velocity (level + gear).
GADGET. Gadget: two at most.
200 credits, paid into your wallet. 1000 credits in hand = 1 level bought (never level 10). Goblin: +200 credits per card sold.
Headset, chair, keyboard, machine, gadgets. Every piece raises your velocity, and some of them snap together into named combos.
The Distro Sticker

200 CREDITS
He didn't say it. He stuck it on. That's even more effective.
Works on My Machine Sticker

100 CREDITS
The laptop is the courtroom. You, the judge. QA, the convict.
USB Drive Never Safely Ejected Since 2008

100 CREDITS
"Safely remove hardware" is for cowards.
Dead Succulent, Decoration

100 CREDITS
RIP Gerald. You had a name. You did not have water.
Legendary Notepad Plus Plus

200 CREDITS
Don Ho. One man. One editor. One empire. One backlog.
Engraved System Prompt

400 CREDITS
You are a helpful assistant. You are neither helpful nor an assistant. You are a backlog.