ChatGPT Tab, Times Forty-Seven

400 CREDITS
+2 gadget. You no longer have opinions. You have prompts.
"Make it more senior." It added emoji. You merged.
ChatGPT Tab, Times Forty-Seven

400 CREDITS
+2 gadget. You no longer have opinions. You have prompts.
"Make it more senior." It added emoji. You merged.
Gear · on your turn, outside a debug
"Make it more senior." It added emoji. You merged.
+2 gadget. You no longer have opinions. You have prompts.
On your turn, outside a debug. Once a debug starts, gear is frozen.
+2 to your velocity (level + gear).
GADGET. Gadget: two at most.
400 credits, paid into your wallet. 1000 credits in hand = 1 level bought (never level 10). Goblin: +200 credits per card sold.
Headset, chair, keyboard, machine, gadgets. Every piece raises your velocity, and some of them snap together into named combos.
Cursor Ultra, Infinite Tabs

600 CREDITS
Composer. Agent. Tab. Ego. In that order.
API Key in the Dot Env

300 CREDITS
sk-proj-… rotated 0 times. Tweeted once. By an intern.
Ollama, Seven B, Breathing Hard

400 CREDITS
llama3.1. RAM: all of it. Answer: "I" then 40s of fan noise.
Copilot Subscription

400 CREDITS
Grey text. Grey morals. Grey prod.
Midjourney Subscription

400 CREDITS
/imagine prompt: final boss, cinematic, --v 6 --stylize 1000 --ethics 0
Engraved System Prompt

400 CREDITS
You are a helpful assistant. You are neither helpful nor an assistant. You are a backlog.