Copilot Subscription

400 CREDITS
+2. Tab completes your regrets. And your off-by-ones. Especially your off-by-ones.
Grey text. Grey morals. Grey prod.
Copilot Subscription

400 CREDITS
+2. Tab completes your regrets. And your off-by-ones. Especially your off-by-ones.
Grey text. Grey morals. Grey prod.
Gear · on your turn, outside a debug
Grey text. Grey morals. Grey prod.
+2. Tab completes your regrets. And your off-by-ones. Especially your off-by-ones.
On your turn, outside a debug. Once a debug starts, gear is frozen.
+2 to your velocity (level + gear).
GADGET. Gadget: two at most.
400 credits, paid into your wallet. 1000 credits in hand = 1 level bought (never level 10). Goblin: +200 credits per card sold.
Headset, chair, keyboard, machine, gadgets. Every piece raises your velocity, and some of them snap together into named combos.
ChatGPT Tab, Times Forty-Seven

400 CREDITS
"Make it more senior." It added emoji. You merged.
Cursor Ultra, Infinite Tabs

600 CREDITS
Composer. Agent. Tab. Ego. In that order.
API Key in the Dot Env

300 CREDITS
sk-proj-… rotated 0 times. Tweeted once. By an intern.
Ollama, Seven B, Breathing Hard

400 CREDITS
llama3.1. RAM: all of it. Answer: "I" then 40s of fan noise.
Midjourney Subscription

400 CREDITS
/imagine prompt: final boss, cinematic, --v 6 --stylize 1000 --ethics 0
Engraved System Prompt

400 CREDITS
You are a helpful assistant. You are neither helpful nor an assistant. You are a backlog.