Kubernetes Helm
500 CREDITS
+2 gadget. SRE only. values.yaml has 900 lines. Twelve are true.
Chart: "stable". Lying is an API.
GEAR · GADGET
Kubernetes Helm
Gear · on your turn, outside a debug
Added to your velocity+2
Chart: "stable". Lying is an API.
+2 gadget. SRE only. values.yaml has 900 lines. Twelve are true.
DomainInfraPileGoodiesSlotGADGETValue500 creditsRoleSRE
- 01When
On your turn, outside a debug. Once a debug starts, gear is frozen.
- 02Debug
+2 to your velocity (level + gear).
- 03Slot
GADGET. Gadget: two at most.
- 04Value
500 credits, paid into your wallet. 1000 credits in hand = 1 level bought (never level 10). Goblin: +200 credits per card sold.
- 05Role
SRE role only. Otherwise it goes back to your hand.
YAML
Gear
Headset, chair, keyboard, machine, gadgets. Every piece raises your velocity, and some of them snap together into named combos.
Argo CD Out of Sync
400 CREDITS
The desired state is a vibe. The live state is a crime scene.
Mechanical Keyboard of Destiny
600 CREDITS
Blue switches wake the dead.
LinkedIn Premium
400 CREDITS
InMail to the soul.
AirPods of Invisibility
400 CREDITS
The case is in another backlog.
The Chair Adjusted Exactly Once
500 CREDITS
Twelve knobs. Exactly one was used, in 2019, by someone else.
The Never-Used Cable Grommet
400 CREDITS
Came with the desk. Still in its bag, under the desk.