Laminated 2019 Runbook
200 CREDITS
+1 gadget. Step 4: restart the pet. The pet is called pikachu-2. It's been down since Thursday.
Printed. Laminated. Wrong. Sacred.
GEAR · GADGET
Laminated 2019 Runbook
Gear · on your turn, outside a debug
Added to your velocity+1
Printed. Laminated. Wrong. Sacred.
+1 gadget. Step 4: restart the pet. The pet is called pikachu-2. It's been down since Thursday.
DomainAstreintePileGoodiesSlotGADGETValue200 credits
- 01When
On your turn, outside a debug. Once a debug starts, gear is frozen.
- 02Debug
+1 to your velocity (level + gear).
- 03Slot
GADGET. Gadget: two at most.
- 04Value
200 credits, paid into your wallet. 1000 credits in hand = 1 level bought (never level 10). Goblin: +200 credits per card sold.
AstreinteMeme
Gear
Headset, chair, keyboard, machine, gadgets. Every piece raises your velocity, and some of them snap together into named combos.
The Distro Sticker
200 CREDITS
He didn't say it. He stuck it on. That's even more effective.
The On-Call Lumbar Cushion
500 CREDITS
Bought after the third Sev-1. The back, however, has not forgotten.
The Beeping UPS
500 CREDITS
It holds for eight minutes. Long enough to realise that won't be enough.
Works on My Machine Sticker
100 CREDITS
The laptop is the courtroom. You, the judge. QA, the convict.
USB Drive Never Safely Ejected Since 2008
100 CREDITS
"Safely remove hardware" is for cowards.
PagerDuty Pager
400 CREDITS
Escalation policy: you, then you, then you again.