The Beeping UPS
500 CREDITS
+3 velocity. One spot under the desk. Eight minutes of runtime, and a beep.
It holds for eight minutes. Long enough to realise that won't be enough.
GEAR · UNDER THE DESK
The Beeping UPS
Gear · on your turn, outside a debug
Added to your velocity+3
It holds for eight minutes. Long enough to realise that won't be enough.
+3 velocity. One spot under the desk. Eight minutes of runtime, and a beep.
DomainAstreintePileGoodiesSlotUNDER THE DESKValue500 credits
- 01When
On your turn, outside a debug. Once a debug starts, gear is frozen.
- 02Debug
+3 to your velocity (level + gear).
- 03Slot
UNDER THE DESK. One spot under the desk.
- 04Value
500 credits, paid into your wallet. 1000 credits in hand = 1 level bought (never level 10). Goblin: +200 credits per card sold.
Astreinte
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