Datadog Watchdog
500 CREDITS
+2. It saw everything. Except the thing. The thing mattered. So did the bill.
Watchdog barked. You muted Watchdog. Prod barked louder.
GEAR · SCREEN
Datadog Watchdog
Gear · on your turn, outside a debug
Added to your velocity+2
Watchdog barked. You muted Watchdog. Prod barked louder.
+2. It saw everything. Except the thing. The thing mattered. So did the bill.
DomainInfraPileGoodiesSlotSCREENValue500 credits
- 01When
On your turn, outside a debug. Once a debug starts, gear is frozen.
- 02Debug
+2 to your velocity (level + gear).
- 03Slot
SCREEN. One screen only.
- 04Value
500 credits, paid into your wallet. 1000 credits in hand = 1 level bought (never level 10). Goblin: +200 credits per card sold.
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Gear
Headset, chair, keyboard, machine, gadgets. Every piece raises your velocity, and some of them snap together into named combos.
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300 CREDITS
99.9% over the year. Eight hours of downtime. We've already used eleven.
The On-Call Lumbar Cushion
500 CREDITS
Bought after the third Sev-1. The back, however, has not forgotten.
The Beeping UPS
500 CREDITS
It holds for eight minutes. Long enough to realise that won't be enough.
PagerDuty Pager
400 CREDITS
Escalation policy: you, then you, then you again.
Grafana Dashboard, Forty-Seven Panels
400 CREDITS
RED. USE. Four golden signals. Zero golden answers. Theme: dark. Soul: darker.
Laminated 2019 Runbook
200 CREDITS
Printed. Laminated. Wrong. Sacred.