The Three Nines Screensaver
300 CREDITS
+2 velocity. Gadget. Three nines on display, eleven hours already spent.
99.9% over the year. Eight hours of downtime. We've already used eleven.
GEAR · GADGET
The Three Nines Screensaver
Gear · on your turn, outside a debug
Added to your velocity+2
99.9% over the year. Eight hours of downtime. We've already used eleven.
+2 velocity. Gadget. Three nines on display, eleven hours already spent.
DomainInfraPileGoodiesSlotGADGETValue300 credits
- 01When
On your turn, outside a debug. Once a debug starts, gear is frozen.
- 02Debug
+2 to your velocity (level + gear).
- 03Slot
GADGET. Gadget: two at most.
- 04Value
300 credits, paid into your wallet. 1000 credits in hand = 1 level bought (never level 10). Goblin: +200 credits per card sold.
metricsAstreinte
Gear
Headset, chair, keyboard, machine, gadgets. Every piece raises your velocity, and some of them snap together into named combos.
Datadog Watchdog
500 CREDITS
Watchdog barked. You muted Watchdog. Prod barked louder.
The On-Call Lumbar Cushion
500 CREDITS
Bought after the third Sev-1. The back, however, has not forgotten.
The Beeping UPS
500 CREDITS
It holds for eight minutes. Long enough to realise that won't be enough.
PagerDuty Pager
400 CREDITS
Escalation policy: you, then you, then you again.
Grafana Dashboard, Forty-Seven Panels
400 CREDITS
RED. USE. Four golden signals. Zero golden answers. Theme: dark. Soul: darker.
Laminated 2019 Runbook
200 CREDITS
Printed. Laminated. Wrong. Sacred.