The On-Call Lumbar Cushion
500 CREDITS
+3 velocity. One chair only. SRE only: the others don't carry the pager.
Bought after the third Sev-1. The back, however, has not forgotten.
GEAR · CHAIR
The On-Call Lumbar Cushion
Gear · on your turn, outside a debug
Added to your velocity+3
Bought after the third Sev-1. The back, however, has not forgotten.
+3 velocity. One chair only. SRE only: the others don't carry the pager.
DomainAstreintePileGoodiesSlotCHAIRValue500 creditsRoleSRE
- 01When
On your turn, outside a debug. Once a debug starts, gear is frozen.
- 02Debug
+3 to your velocity (level + gear).
- 03Slot
CHAIR. One chair only.
- 04Value
500 credits, paid into your wallet. 1000 credits in hand = 1 level bought (never level 10). Goblin: +200 credits per card sold.
- 05Role
SRE role only. Otherwise it goes back to your hand.
Astreinte
Gear
Headset, chair, keyboard, machine, gadgets. Every piece raises your velocity, and some of them snap together into named combos.
The Beeping UPS
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400 CREDITS
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500 CREDITS
Watchdog barked. You muted Watchdog. Prod barked louder.
Laminated 2019 Runbook
200 CREDITS
Printed. Laminated. Wrong. Sacred.
The Three Nines Screensaver
300 CREDITS
99.9% over the year. Eight hours of downtime. We've already used eleven.
Mechanical Keyboard of Destiny
600 CREDITS
Blue switches wake the dead.