Silence All for Twelve Hours

200 CREDITS
One-shot: +2. The alerts go quiet. So does the incident, we hope. We hope hard.
Muted until morning. Morning: the CFO. The status page: still loading.
Silence All for Twelve Hours

200 CREDITS
One-shot: +2. The alerts go quiet. So does the incident, we hope. We hope hard.
Muted until morning. Morning: the CFO. The status page: still loading.
One-shot · during any debug
Muted until morning. Morning: the CFO. The status page: still loading.
One-shot: +2. The alerts go quiet. So does the incident, we hope. We hope hard.
During any debug — yours or someone else's. To help, or to sink them.
+2 to the velocity of whoever is debugging (not necessarily you). To hurt them, boost the bug instead.
200 credits into your wallet if you sell it (1000 credits in hand = 1 level, never level 10).
Discarded as soon as the debug ends.
+X for the length of one debug — yours or a friend's — then discarded. Like a revert.
Enchanted Oat Latte

200 CREDITS
Temperature: too hot. Like the mood.
Merge Conflict Potion

300 CREDITS
<<<<<<< HEAD of shame.
Works on My Machine

400 CREDITS
QA is crying in the corner.
Confetti Bombs

200 CREDITS
The confetti are on permanent contracts.
Midnight Hotfix

400 CREDITS
Rollback? That's for cowards.
Sudo R M Dash R F Slash

500 CREDITS
You had an alias. You commented it out. "It's fine, I've got this."