The Spaghetti Code Kraken
3 GOODIES · +1 LVL
+4 vs Dev. 4000 lines. 1 function. 0 comments. +4 vs Dev.
SIDE EFFECT You touched one noodle. Your whole hand is stuck.
goto considered delicious. Noodles have a lifecycle. So do you.
BUG
The Spaghetti Code Kraken
Bug · play it on your turn
The bug's story points11 SP
goto considered delicious. Noodles have a lifecycle. So do you.
4000 lines. 1 function. 0 comments. +4 vs Dev.
DomainSlimePileTicketsVersus+4 vs DevLoot3 goodies · +1 level
- 01When
Drawn face up → the debug starts at once. From your hand: you can play it on your turn.
- 02Story points
11 SP. Your velocity must be strictly higher. A tie means the bug wins.
- 03Win
3 goodies and +1 level. A pair takes 1 goodie, you take the rest and the levels.
- 04Reassign
Roll 1–6, you need 5 or more (shifted by your gear / role / profile, minimum 2). Refused = the ticket comes back to you and you take the hit.
- 05Versus
+4 vs Dev — added to ITS story points.
SIDE EFFECTYou touched one noodle. Your whole hand is stuck.
Bugs
What you pull from the Tickets pile. Your velocity has to land strictly above their story points — and your friends will inflate them.
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