The Standup Werewolf
3 GOODIES · +1 LVL
+3 vs Dev. Three-hour stand-up. +3 against Devs.
SIDE EFFECT Surprise action item: you lose a piece of gear.
"Yesterday I…" He is still talking.
BUG
The Standup Werewolf
Bug · play it on your turn
The bug's story points11 SP
"Yesterday I…" He is still talking.
Three-hour stand-up. +3 against Devs.
DomainOmbrePileTicketsVersus+3 vs DevLoot3 goodies · +1 level
- 01When
Drawn face up → the debug starts at once. From your hand: you can play it on your turn.
- 02Story points
11 SP. Your velocity must be strictly higher. A tie means the bug wins.
- 03Win
3 goodies and +1 level. A pair takes 1 goodie, you take the rest and the levels.
- 04Reassign
Roll 1–6, you need 5 or more (shifted by your gear / role / profile, minimum 2). Refused = the ticket comes back to you and you take the hit.
- 05Versus
+3 vs Dev — added to ITS story points.
SIDE EFFECTSurprise action item: you lose a piece of gear.
What it's really about
The situation
The standup was meant to take fifteen minutes. It has been going for forty. Someone is sharing their screen. Someone else says "very quickly" and takes eleven minutes. The moon is up and nobody has transformed yet, but it is coming.
Why those numbers
Eleven story points, three goodies: the deck's first real step up. The +3 against Devs pushes it to fourteen for the people supposed to talk least in meetings. It costs a piece of gear when it wins.
How to play it
Rarely a solo job before level 6. This is the card you ask for a pair on without shame — and the one an opponent's boost really hurts on.
Bugs
What you pull from the Tickets pile. Your velocity has to land strictly above their story points — and your friends will inflate them.
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