State Lock, Who Has It?
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
+4 vs DevOps. Lock ID: a sleeping laptop on the other side of the office. +4 vs DevOps.
SIDE EFFECT Lock held. Role held. You: released (from the job).
force-unlock is a crime. And a Tuesday tradition.
BUG
State Lock, Who Has It?
Bug · play it on your turn
The bug's story points7 SP
force-unlock is a crime. And a Tuesday tradition.
Lock ID: a sleeping laptop on the other side of the office. +4 vs DevOps.
DomainGlacePileTicketsVersus+4 vs DevOpsLoot2 goodies · +1 level
- 01When
Drawn face up → the debug starts at once. From your hand: you can play it on your turn.
- 02Story points
7 SP. Your velocity must be strictly higher. A tie means the bug wins.
- 03Win
2 goodies and +1 level. A pair takes 1 goodie, you take the rest and the levels.
- 04Reassign
Roll 1–6, you need 5 or more (shifted by your gear / role / profile, minimum 2). Refused = the ticket comes back to you and you take the hit.
- 05Versus
+4 vs DevOps — added to ITS story points.
SIDE EFFECTLock held. Role held. You: released (from the job).
Bugs
What you pull from the Tickets pile. Your velocity has to land strictly above their story points — and your friends will inflate them.
The Unpaid Intern
1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"I'll put it on my GitHub — that's basically pay."
The HR Dragon
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
"It's not a layoff, it's an opportunity."
The Crypto Bro
3 GOODIES · +1 LVL
His sword is a candlestick chart. Red, obviously.
Customer Support Karen
2 GOODIES · +1 LVL
The bob cut is a +2 magic weapon, already counted.
The Meeting That Should Have Been an Email
1 GOODIE · +1 LVL
"Just five minutes" — 47 minutes later.
The Influencer Lich
4 GOODIES · +2 LVL
Her collab with Death did 12 million views.