Coffee On The Keyboard
500 CREDITS
One-shot: -5 to whoever is debugging. The Enter key sticks. Permanently.
Rice doesn't work. Rice has never worked.
ONE-SHOT
Coffee On The Keyboard
One-shot · during any debug
Good for one debug only-5
Rice doesn't work. Rice has never worked.
One-shot: -5 to whoever is debugging. The Enter key sticks. Permanently.
DomainCaféPileGoodiesValue500 credits
- 01When
During any debug — yours or someone else's. To help, or to sink them.
- 02Effect
-5 to the velocity of whoever is debugging (not necessarily you). To hurt them, boost the bug instead.
- 03Value
500 credits into your wallet if you sell it (1000 credits in hand = 1 level, never level 10).
- 04One-shot
Discarded as soon as the debug ends.
Caféhardware
One-shots
+X for the length of one debug — yours or a friend's — then discarded. Like a revert.
Half-Unplugged Cable
400 CREDITS
Layer 1. Always layer 1. Nobody ever checks layer 1.
Enchanted Oat Latte
200 CREDITS
Temperature: too hot. Like the mood.
Merge Conflict Potion
300 CREDITS
<<<<<<< HEAD of shame.
Works on My Machine
400 CREDITS
QA is crying in the corner.
Confetti Bombs
200 CREDITS
The confetti are on permanent contracts.
Midnight Hotfix
400 CREDITS
Rollback? That's for cowards.