Half-Unplugged Cable

400 CREDITS
One-shot: -4 to whoever is debugging. Two hours of diagnosis. It was the cable.
Layer 1. Always layer 1. Nobody ever checks layer 1.
Half-Unplugged Cable

400 CREDITS
One-shot: -4 to whoever is debugging. Two hours of diagnosis. It was the cable.
Layer 1. Always layer 1. Nobody ever checks layer 1.
One-shot · during any debug
Layer 1. Always layer 1. Nobody ever checks layer 1.
One-shot: -4 to whoever is debugging. Two hours of diagnosis. It was the cable.
During any debug — yours or someone else's. To help, or to sink them.
-4 to the velocity of whoever is debugging (not necessarily you). To hurt them, boost the bug instead.
400 credits into your wallet if you sell it (1000 credits in hand = 1 level, never level 10).
Discarded as soon as the debug ends.
+X for the length of one debug — yours or a friend's — then discarded. Like a revert.
Coffee On The Keyboard

500 CREDITS
Rice doesn't work. Rice has never worked.
Enchanted Oat Latte

200 CREDITS
Temperature: too hot. Like the mood.
Merge Conflict Potion

300 CREDITS
<<<<<<< HEAD of shame.
Works on My Machine

400 CREDITS
QA is crying in the corner.
Confetti Bombs

200 CREDITS
The confetti are on permanent contracts.
Midnight Hotfix

400 CREDITS
Rollback? That's for cowards.